Ginger Snaps

Saturday, May 01, 2010

I HATE IPHONES!! I hate the apps, I hate people saying how great they are and that their life will never be the same again!!! COME ON PEOPLE!... My boss got an Iphone yesterday, He's quite a serious chap but he sat there for hours banging on about how he can use it to play the bongo drums on the damn thing and also how I should marvel that it has a compass on it!!...... A COMPASS!!. I've forgotten the amount of times I have been stuck without a compass, with exception of blackbeard using his iphone to find where on earth he buried that chest full of gold he nicked off that spanish gallion a couple of years ago I cant see much of a use for it... Especially when there is a distinct lack of power outlets on Treasure Island to keep the damn thing operational.
I have a phone, I got it off my mate Yozza about three years ago and its great!, I can make calls and send the odd message and thats about it. I can drop it and it survives, it fits in my pocket nicely and i plug it in once a week for 20mins to charge the battery. I dont need to constantly access my email and if Richard Branson who makes squillions says the same thing I dont know why that many other people really need to either. If Im bored in the car I put radio 4 on, or sometimes I even use my phone to ring a friend and have a chat!!

Rant over xxx

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Went on this Job today after two people were arrested after a gas meter reader discovered a homemade bomb in a couples cellar.
quote of the day from the very nice lady who lives next door to the bomb house in liversedge… she said: "I told my husband, I said, 'We could have woken up dead'. And he said to me, yes, we could have woken up dead.'"
hey, anything's possible.